Service. Not.

One always imagines reputations aren’t as bad as that. There are two sides to most stories after all, right?

Consider the United States Postal Service. This irredeemable dodo cannot be made extinct too soon. Taxpayers have no reason to fund this loss-making collective any longer. Why we tolerate desultory service, awful interactions and the air of a soviet five-year make-work plan is beyond me.

Can someone about to be made president make it a central platform pillar to declare open season on this steam-era excrescence?